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My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

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The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

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My Grandma, The Catfish

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The Ghost Stroller

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How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

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  • USA University
    Quickies

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
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    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025 /

    The Barbie with a blackened heart

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    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
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    Features

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025 /

    5 candidates. 1 big surprise. My first effort at getting involved in local politics. Because big change starts small.

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    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
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    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025 /

    A primer on our evolving language

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    party on

    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • sports reporter
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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
  • millennial and a kid
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    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    party on

    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
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    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025 / No Comments

    Not what you'd think, if you're a thinker.

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    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
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    Features

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025 / No Comments

    5 ideas to help us feel ever-so-slightly less fugged

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    party on

    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
  • skis
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    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025 / No Comments

    Sorry, not sorry, bruh

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    party on

    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
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    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025 / No Comments

    It works.

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    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
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