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Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

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I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

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My Grandma, The Catfish

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My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
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    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
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    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025 /

    The Barbie with a blackened heart

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    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
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    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
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    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025 /

    5 candidates. 1 big surprise. My first effort at getting involved in local politics. Because big change starts small.

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    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
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    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
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    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
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    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025 /

    A primer on our evolving language

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    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
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    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
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    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
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    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
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    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025 / No Comments

    Not what you'd think, if you're a thinker.

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    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
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    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
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    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
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    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025 / No Comments

    5 ideas to help us feel ever-so-slightly less fugged

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    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
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    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025 / No Comments

    Sorry, not sorry, bruh

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    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025 / No Comments

    It works.

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    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
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