Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

LOST CAT!!!
Hey neighbors, our 3 year old kitty Mr. McFluffernuts didn’t come in when we squeaked his mouse toy after dinner and was out all night, which is highly unusual for him. Please let us know if you’ve seen his cute widdle face! He’ll answer to Mister Mickey, Fluffernutterpuss, and Steve.
TIA,
George and Tina

Kids on EBIKES!!!
They were doing donuts in the intersection of Carmen and Little today! Broad daylight!!! When is anyone going to regulate this??? I was stopped for 3 minutes!! I had no idea when I was supposed to go!

Coyote sighting
hey just saw a coyote running down main ave. kinda mangy looking, maybe looking for food. just fyi

MISSING KITTY!
Hi guys, it’s George and Tina again. We got a few calls about Mr. McFluffernuts and wanted to clarify: If you find him, DO NOT PICK HIM UP. His claws are razor sharp and despite his adorableness, he is an asshole haha. Just call us when you see him, and we’ll come get him. George is the only person he will let touch him. Tina found that out the hard way lol
Tx again,
George and Tina

Found Credit Card
Call me and tell me the name and number to verify it’s yours & I’ll give it back

COYOTE on Grand
Hi all, I just saw a coyote walking down Grand. I’ve seen kids playing in front yards there before, so do NOT let your kids out right now! It’s all this global warming, making these wild animals come into our neighborhoods looking for food. It’s all Exxon’s fault

EBIKES! NO HELMETS!
What, may I ask, is the point of draping a helmet over one’s handlebars? Who are these kids’ parents? THey’re gonna get killed! The next town over banned ebikes. That was the right idea! Let’s do it!

KITTY UPDATE
Hey neighbs, G&T again. We’ve traced Mr. McFluffernuts to Grand. If you live there, just a friendly reminder to NOT TOUCH HIM, but keep an eye on him. We’re headed out right now to get him. Again, we have SPECIALIZED EQUIPMENT for this, please DO NOT TOUCH. This is for your own safety.
xo,
George and Tina

HOLY SH****!!!! CAT ATTACKING COYOTE!!!
You won’t believe this and I have no video because I saw it on a run and I never bring my phone running because it’s my time to “unplug” but about 10 mins ago I saw a long-haired, fancy Euro-type cat raging on a coyote
EDIT: Heading back with my phone
EDIT2: TOTAL CARNAGE! The old lady at 24 Grand said the coyote was coming for a toddler, then this cat came out of nowhere and destroyed it. Blood everywhere, but the coyote is gone. Cat’s still here tho and looks like it wants more blood
EDIT3: srry my vid's not uploading rn

kids on ebikes
Hey olds, I just used my helmet to bag a feral cat. You’re welcome.

MR. MCFLUFFERNUTS IS HOME!
Thanks to all who helped return him safely to us! Our hearts are full!
Best,
Tina and George