If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

“Moms on a mission are the world’s most powerful force.” -Mary Todd Lincoln, probably

Subject: LFG, Mamalas!

We’re in the final stretch of FIGHTING FOR OUR DAUGHTERS’ RIGHT TO CONTROL THEIR OWN BODIES! Mary and I have been reaching out to local businesses for donations, and will continue to do so for the next week, even though one of us has a full-time job, and Mary is, obviously, based on her name, very Catholic. We’re more than happy to do it!

We’re all super busy, and I know this is a big ask, so if you want to contribute but don’t want to do the legwork, just Venmo me by Friday (@mamajenjen) and we’ll send it to the campaign on behalf of all of us Mamalas. Really, I’m happy to do it.

If you’re feeling adventurous and want to go old-school with cash, give your moolah to Mary by Friday, and she’ll make sure Kamala gets it, plus some Target gift cards, because we’re sure she’ll appreciate them.

Thank you so much for all of your teamwork on all of this!!!

Jen Jennersdottir

Subject: OUCH! WE’RE BEHIND!

Our Mamalas chapter is, unfortunately, one of the behind chapters on contributing to Kamala. Could 10 families (including mine, so 9) please donate $20-$25, so Kamala will still like us?

This money literally helps buy YOUR VERY FREEDOM and lets you continue to hate-read Colleen Hoover novels, which will be banned if you don’t contribute $20-$25 today. (It will not, however, end domestic violence, which is absolutely what It Ends With Us is about, don’t @ me about Blake Lively being in a romance film.)

In the past, we have used this money to get a smart woman 2.9 MILLION MORE VOTES than a dictatorial lunatic, and WE CAN DO IT AGAIN!

Jen and I both contribute our time, effort, and funds to Mamalas, and I cannot stress enough how much we appreciate your help.

If you can find it in your heart to donate even $15, send to @mamajenjen by Thursday. It’s truly about the kids. And, you know, our autonomy.

Oh, and if you can come, our local fundraising ‘90s themed night out without our children will be a blast! Hope to see you there! We’ll be the dorks dressed up as Britney Spears and Xtina. 

Mary & Jen

(Ashleigh and Heavenleigh’s moms)

Subject: 1ST PLACE, KEEP IT UP!!

Hi Moms! Hope you all had a wonderful holiday weekend!

We’re holding strong to 1st place, but anything can happen!

We still need moms from the North, South, South South, and East South districts. Any random relatives or friends or cousins’ neighbor’s roommates from any of these places?

A few more donations will keep us on top!

We are SO CLOSE to showing our daughters that they can be president and that hate and ignorance do not get rewarded! Our kids will be so stoked that they can keep reading Judy Blume and maybe be less likely to die in a climate-related disaster or WWIII lol. We will not rest until we WIN!!

Ty,

Jen

PS. I’ll be on vacation in Hawaii next week with the fam, so please send all questions/donations to Mary @maryme!