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    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024 / No Comments

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Interesting that the *lady* billionaire media owne Interesting that the *lady* billionaire media owner is the only one who had the guts to stand up for democracy. And other thoughts following the WaPo and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes. Full story now on erineenie.com. Link in bio! What do you think? Did I nail it? Miss something? Get it all wrong? LMK! #media #election #journalism
A horror story nobody else on the sidewalk knew th A horror story nobody else on the sidewalk knew they were in. Full story now on erineenie.com! Link in bio! #parenting #stroller #anxiety #horror #humor #halloween
Saving the planet, $100K at a time. Full story no Saving the planet, $100K at a time. Full story now on erineenie.com! Link in bio! #suv #ev #electriccar #electricvehicle #humor #funny #savetheplanet
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