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    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
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    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
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    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
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    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
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    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024

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Interesting that the *lady* billionaire media owne Interesting that the *lady* billionaire media owner is the only one who had the guts to stand up for democracy. And other thoughts following the WaPo and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes. Full story now on erineenie.com. Link in bio! What do you think? Did I nail it? Miss something? Get it all wrong? LMK! #media #election #journalism
A horror story nobody else on the sidewalk knew th A horror story nobody else on the sidewalk knew they were in. Full story now on erineenie.com! Link in bio! #parenting #stroller #anxiety #horror #humor #halloween
Saving the planet, $100K at a time. Full story no Saving the planet, $100K at a time. Full story now on erineenie.com! Link in bio! #suv #ev #electriccar #electricvehicle #humor #funny #savetheplanet
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